lulz-time:

emryssa:

I need an Edna Mode life coach.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

Everyone needs an Edna Mode.

The big four from iseethedarkness as ACEOs 

In order of submission from the top:

Chel’ouri

Cuira

Orius

Shade

Pencil sketch 

Prisma Markers

Daler-Rowney mixed media ACEO cut cards

jenniferstolzer:

giraffesonparade:

jenniferstolzer:

jenniferstolzer:

1. giraffesonparade said: I got the HD versions and I cried actual tears when it wasn’t the original voices in 3. 2 is my favorite, and 3 my second fav… but after the room, origins, and homecoming I just gave up. I miss Akira Yamaoka.

~~~

Me…

Look into purchasing them for the xbox. At lest SH2 is backward compatible wiht the 360… assuming you have a 360

I think I have the collectors edition of 2 on xbox. Cause it had the special Maria only side game. But my xbox red ringed. :( Just makes me sad that… when they stop making these consoles your entire game collection suddenly becomes useless. :( 

I just made myself sad…. cause I have like 50+ ps2 games.

They couldn’t possibly do that. I can only hope they’re kinder to their consumers than to void all the titles they love. That’s just stupid.

Sure they can. It means that they can recharge you for games you already own because you no longer have equipment to play them on. They tweak the games for the new systems, possibly compromising the game’s integrity and release them virtually to make a quick buck because they know once they take away your only means of playing the game you own, you’ll have to buy it to play it again. It’s all about the money..

raggedybearcat:

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.

I honestly tried to find out where the hell these come from but failed epically, so my only veterinary opinion is that GOOD GOD THEY’RE CUTE AND FLUFFY AHH

The website, if you pay attention to the rotating banners, one of them mentions “Dynamic Outcross Charolais Sire” for a sire named Choppin’ Wood. When I looked up the cattle breed itself, Charolais sometimes have those chunky looking back legs so we at least know part of the equation. No idea why they’re so fuzzy looking though. 

dickfreakingroman:

akittensblog:

hannawolfcross:

theghostparty:

pondermoofin:

vaniirox:

#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

 #I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?

TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?

I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER

IF HE BE WORTHY

SHALL POSSESS

THE BLESSING OF THOR

and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”

I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.

#ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe #i’ll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart #hehehehehehee

What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.

it’s updated

Rebloggin for the comments.

Tumblr, I can’t take you anywhere.

I love you

ALL of you

this just keeps getting better!!!

Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it’ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.

And she’ll be like “DAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!”

“I DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.”

“Oh my god, dad…”

“HE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.”

“Dad… I’m not a queen! Stop it!”

And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she’s like: “And YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!”

“Oh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.”

“WELL DONE, BROTHER.”

“Dad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!”

“I fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once…”

“UNCLE TOM YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!”

“BROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.”

“No, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I’m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!”

“Oh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.”

“UNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.”

“Darling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.”

“YES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.”

“Dad…”

“WHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?”

“Never mind. Thanks, good night.”

#And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume#helmets and all#with their scepters and their capes#And she brings in this young guy#and they open the door#And there’s her father and her godfather#Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile#you know the evil one that’s also strangely sexy#And Chris has his hammer at the ready#and they greet him#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard#talking about how he’ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen

#he never calls her back

I’m sorry

but this just keeps getting better and better

EACH TIME I SEE THIS THERE ARE MORE WONDERFUL COMMENTS

OMFG DIS POST. DEM COMMENTS /dying

It gets better every time!

I am CRYING oh my god

[[And there will be that one guy.

He won’t run or never call again.

He’ll sit there and play along.

“I, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.”

It’ll be RDJ’s kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.]]

I didn’t even think it was possible for this post to get any better. Thanks for proving me wrong. 

all of this from a single picture

tumblr, dont ever change

I CAN’T. 

OH MY GOD

I’m sorry. I.. I have to go be in the corner.

Dying.

Of laughter.

Forevers.

5evers.

infinitevers

THIS IS GOLD

elasticitymudflap:

ericaisawesome56:

farfromgotham:

Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects. 

It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast. 

Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink. 

THIS.

Gosh this

dontstoptriing:

i-think-you-are-lovely-so-i:

This is an excellent metaphor for what most people go through.  Though I think the art was intended to be an inspirational, “go get your dreams”  type image, i think its a lot more sad and true than that.  The unicorn is a mthical beast that doesn’t look anything like a rhino, except that they most have a horn.  There is nothing that a rhino can do to become a unicorn, short of destorying its mind and completely altering its body.  

This isn’t a stretch for what most people go through when they have body image issues.  They look in the magazines and see glorious beautiful people, people so beautiful they don’t actually exist.  And some try to work to be exactly like those people. But maybe they just weren’t meant to be shaped like that.  

A rhino can still be a beautiful rhino, it does not have to be a unicorn.  

^ all of my thoughts I haven’t been able to put together coherently every time I see this

krwebb:

** CAUTION **

midwestdogblog:

Please tell every dog or cat owner you know. Even if you don’t have a pet, please pass this to those who do.
Over the weekend, the doting owner of two young lab mixes purchased Cocoa Mulch from Target to use in their garden. The dogs loved the way it smelled and it was advertised to keep cats away from their garden. Their dog (Calypso) decided the mulch smelled good enough to eat and devoured a large helping. She vomited a few times which was typical when she eats something new but wasn’t acting lethargic in any way. The next day, Mom woke up and took Calypso out for her morning walk. Halfway through the walk, she had a seizure and died instantly.

Although the mulch had NO warnings printed on the label, upon further investigation on the company’s web site,

This product is HIGHLY toxic to dogs and cats.

Cocoa Mulch is manufactured by Hershey’s, and they claim that “It is true that studies have shown that 50% of the dogs that eat Cocoa Mulch can suffer physical harm to a variety of degrees (depending on each individual dog). However, 98% of all dogs won’t eat it.”

*Snopes site gives the following information:http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp

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Cocoa Mulch, which is sold by Home Depot, Foreman’s Garden Supply and other garden supply stores contains a lethal ingredient called ‘Theobromine’. It is lethal to dogs and cats. It smells like chocolate and it really attracts dogs. They will ingest this stuff and die. Several deaths already occurred in the last 2-3 weeks.

Theobromine is in all chocolate, especially dark or baker’s chocolate which is toxic to dogs. Cocoa bean shells contain potentially toxic quantities of theobromine, a xanthine compound similar in effects to caffeine and theophylline. A dog that ingested a lethal quantity of garden mulch made from cacao bean shells developed severe convulsions and died 17 hours later. Analysis of the stomach contents and the ingested cacao bean shells revealed the presence of lethal amounts of theobromine.

**PLEASE PASS THIS ON**

kiteworth:

Tain was gazing toward the trees. The glow was getting stronger and stronger.

“What is it, Tain? What’s going on?” asked Haarg, panting as he reached the rowan.

“I don’t know,” whispered Tain fearfully.

Now all the deer on the plain fell silent as they watched the furious sparks leap from the trees. The bark was unusually dry from the lack of rain and the strange warmth, and already the flames were catching and jumping from branch to branch.

The Sgorrla that had been lining the forest had fled back to the main body of the Great Herd, and the attacking Sgorrla had reached it, too. Among the stags, a frightened whispering went up as they watched the glow eat away at the branches. Only in the center of the trees was there no orange light and now, from the shadows, stepped a single, twelve-pointed stag.

In his mouth he carried a branch. It was glowing, too. As the Herla watched, the stag suddenly reared up on his hind legs and cast the branch into the air in a shower of sparks. He bellowed furiously and brought his hoofs crashing to the earth.

“Sgorr,” he cried, “where are you, Sgorr. I bring you a gift, Sgorr, to cleanse the herd of your evil, to burn away the infection that you have spread among the Herla. To defeat you, Sgorr, I bring you fire.”

—page 472 of Fire Bringer by David Clement-Davies

A most kickass illustration of one of the most epic moments in this book. And if you have not read Fire Bringer, do. You won’t be disappointed.