eschergirls:

Former 15 year old nerd boy

unfortunately I’m causing anger in people’s minds, so the idea I’m trying to express is getting blocked. time to take a different tack.

let’s talk taste buds.

taste buds were evolved because your body needed a way to easily tell which foods were more…

So basically, the female superhero to the 15 year old mind looks like this then? Granted mine is an Eclair, but it is still in the donut family and much easier to fit into the boobs/butt pose than a donut.

“Mmmmm… you like my chocolate glaze, don’t you boy?”

Oh god I need to stop before I really start disturbing myself… As if the image of an anthro donut doing impossible positions isn’t disturbing enough… This is quite possibly one of the more weird things I’ve drawn…

cloudstarwolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I actually had a Psychology teacher do the ” make all the answers the same and see what happens” one.

he had to change the test scores because we all freaked out over it.

????

PROFIT

Valmont. Shendu. Badass. 

That is all. 

Breckenridge.

cloudstarwolf:

This is why you don’t have huskies in Flordia.

Excuse me, waiter… There appears to be a puppy in my fridge.

cloudstarwolf:

meeya87:

lettheraindescend:

ravenmgee:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

shurlawk:

scarfu:

noviceartist:

laurenocuma:

brivonnet:

What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?

Answer: Dramatic Annihilation

Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.

Submitted by:  nonniebyrd

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.

Did that shit…just explode rainbows?!

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idk why but I burst out laughing every time I see this video

gapes at screen with open mouth

“No,” the wire whispered. “You can’t—you’ll burn—”

The branch smiled sadly, looking up at the tree that had protected her for so many years. But, the branch needed to know for herself the heat and passion of the wires. “I would rather burn a hundred times over,” she said softly, “than live an eternity away from you.”

“But, I’m right here! You can see me every day!” The wire pleaded desperately. “You don’t have to do this!”

“Actually, I do,” the branch replied. “I’m falling and it’s only a matter of time. Please…tell me you’ll catch me. Even if I’ll burn, tell me you’ll catch me.”

The wire was silent before swaying in affirmation, gazing up at the branch that had always been so far above him. Always out of reach, always kept away, protected jealously by the tree.

The wind was picking up, and with each blow, the branch swung ever closer to the wires until finally, she was ripped from the tree and fell down into the waiting arms of her beloved.

“Hello,” she whispered, feeling that dreadful heat creeping up from her base. It wouldn’t be long now. The sparks were already starting and she was starting to glow. The wire tried to prevent the inevitable, desperately trying to contain the power he knew would lead to her violent destruction, but all he could do was watch her burn as they swayed in the wind.

It was over within a few seconds. There was a sudden burst of colorful flames and everything was still. Even the wind had died down, leaving the remnants of the branch…his branch…sprawled across him, nothing more than a charred memory.

—

You know Shweta’s going to great lengths not to do her paper when she writes a tragic OTP for a telephone wire and a tree branch.

I’m going to now creep out as discreetly as possible and try to write my paper. Or something.

Tumblr…did you just give me a fanfiction…about a stick falling on a power line?

And people wonder why I spend so much time with you.

reblogging for the story

reasons why i love tumblr

REBLOGGED FOR THE FANFICTION OMFG *is dying* XD

Who needs fireworks. I have electricity and wood!

OMG….

TRONZLER.. and the VOICE, and the ACTION, and the MUSIC.. and and and the STORY! SHIT BLOWING UP! EPICNESS! EXPOSITION! AND AND AND AND AND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

/,MZCMJLKCXBM;LKCXBM;NCXBM;;LKCBXMLCK’ZCX;KZJU] R9 A]]9U Y5-9]U

*SPAZ* 

AAAAH IT WAS SO WONDERFUL! Not sure what’s in store for the future, but the opener is pretty fuckin’ awesome.

No, nonono… That can’t be all there is until June. No. It’s not enough. I must have more! JUNE 7TH, MAN! That’s too far awayyyyy!!! I NEED MORE DAMMIT 

If you are a Tron fan, and you have not seen this yet, it premieres on Disney on May 18th.. Don’t wait. VIEW IT NOW! DO IT! 

eskiworks:

hfour:

onjiboo:

love love love love love

talk about a short that speaks to every artist out there

my creys

This is getting a lot of reblogs, but it’s well worth it. My wee little artist feelings wibbled and beat against my heart as I watched this!

I openly dare any artist worth their salt not to feel something while watching this. If you can pull that off, then you have no soul. I’m proud to say this just stirred everything in me. What a wonderful film.

Welp, here we are again, ya’ll. This cover was weird… to say the least. 

Where do I start here? The notes were just a bite out of this sandwich of anatomy doom.

Let’s see if I can relist the issues I saw…

——-

Stunner: 

The hell is going on with her head? Is that her ear or some horrible tumor attached to her skull. Maybe she doesn’t have an ear… (Mr. Artist dude.. You need to DEFINE your body parts.)

Chest is 3/4, Waist is profile (Pick a direction before you start drawing, fellas.)

Wow, what beefy arms. Did we just toss a woman and a man in a blender?

Her fists are awfully large for a woman. Did the artist suddenly get a case of Gender ADD? Drawing a woman Drawing a woman Drawing a woman - OOH SHINEY! Oop, I’m drawing a man, I’m drawing a man…

Swayback

TORSOS, HOW DO THEY WORK?! (WHAT ARE ORGANS?)

——-

Even with all that, She’s still in better proportion than poor Spidey. The cover artist didn’t even TRY. 

Spidey:

Body is out of proportion with the head

Head looks more animalistic than human. And suddenly Spidey is now part feline.

Chest is out of proportion with the rest of the body. It’s way too big for his body build.

Hell his body build is freaky too. His lower torso is… I don’t know.. It just doesn’t look right. 

——-

Since today is a work day for me, I went with a quick and dirty figure redraw.

——-

Fixed the proportion issues on both figures. I gave Stunner less masculine arms and hands

Changed her pose to a 3/4 shot throughout, thus fixing the legs.

Put some meat on her bones, which axed the swayback and gave her space for ORGANS! *ahem*… Sorry. 

With spidey, I gave him a human head and changed the size of his chest to coincide with his body. 

Had to size up the figures a bit to keep things in proportion with the shot because he’s got to be off the ground at least a little for that choke hold to work.

Adjusted the pose of the left hand (our right) slightly.

—-

cloudstarwolf:

beemobiile:

fuckyeahdinoart:

Deinonychus Sculpture by pheaston

this is the kind of lawn ornament i need. even if i don’t have a lawn.

I wanna cuddle the raptor. HE SO FLUFFEH

WANT. I will call him Squishy, and he shall be my Squishy! XD

Photoshop In life.

reblog then click the photo

I’m sorry but this is just cool.

what the hell?! why doesn’t this have more notes?!

Oh my god.

Wicked :3