Ress's Random Ravings
captainharrie:

captainharrie:

i dont really think you can call being good at tetris an achievement


maybe i should stop

B@
What if being good at tetris taugbt you how to pack like a boss? Does that count?

captainharrie:

captainharrie:

i dont really think you can call being good at tetris an achievement

maybe i should stop

B@

What if being good at tetris taugbt you how to pack like a boss? Does that count?
Seeker Hound concept

Seeker Hound concept

I’m irritated by the weirdest-ass shit…

Everybody has those little things that bother them even though they know deep down it doesn’t make any big difference in the grand scheme of things. 

Like my mother is irritated by asking where something is “at”.  Where’s it at? Drives her crazy. 

My grandmother was a teacher. Her specialty was English and she fostered a penchant for loving words in my mother and in me. She hated people using the colloquialism “ain’t”.

I’m annoyed by mispronunciation of words and weird dialect pronunciations. Like pecan. It drives me up the fucking tree to hear someone pronounce it as pee-can. It’s a NUT not something you take a piss in! Goddamn.. 

This however is art related and I know it’s silly but what the FUCK is up with this white reflective spots on human skin bullshit I see in color works from time to time. 

SKIN HIGHLIGHTS DO NOT WORK THAT WAYYYY

Last I checked there isn’t a person alive who highlights full white in direct light. Unless they have somehow been laminated in a full body coating of plastic (which I imagine would hurt like fuck), are wearing conveniently skin-tone matched rubber suits, are covered in oil or soaked to the point where water is running down their skin, You’re not gonna see that. Makes the characters look like they have a bad case of boils.

I JUST HIGHLIGHTED MY PEOPLES YAY!

No, you’ve given them a case of acne. Congratulations. 

What the fucking hell: A diatribe

This is going to be a lot of frustrated whining. If you wish to proceed, then it will be under the cut. Otherwise, please enjoy your day. 

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Gods I haven’t done that in forever. 
registered on an oekaki board and doodled up Ress in a slightly toonier version. 

Gods I haven’t done that in forever. 

registered on an oekaki board and doodled up Ress in a slightly toonier version. 

Me: I wanna do something
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety: No you dont
Me: But
Anxiety: No

sailorarcturus:

Does everyone remember that part of Kingdom Hearts 2 when we all thought that Goofy had fucking died and Mickey Mouse actually said the words, “They’ll pay for this…!” then threw off his Organization cloak like a stone hard motherfucker and went to exact vengeance for his fallen friend?

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I mean, this is a canonically accurate depiction of what Mickey Mouse would do if one of his friends were killed and nobody ever talks about it.

Shit, this would be canonically accurate for Mickey, period. People seem to forget the old cartoons when the rubber hose style was still popular and Mickey had a fucking temper. 

The mouse can be a damn badass when times call for it. 

Remember H.P. from this post? and this post? Well he finally got his own model sheet. 
Meet HP the printer driver. He’s actually a nice guy, but life under Clu’s regime has made him a bit paranoid about executing his functions properly.
He’s shy and timid around his co-workers and he’s absolutely terrified of Clu and Rinzler. As in, let’s make myself as small and unnoticeable as possible when the master and his pet come through to oversee things.
One of his worst fears is fucking up so supremely that big bad Clu will get fed up with him and stick him in the games (something he used to enjoy watching before they turned savage.)
This in turn makes him something of the “office bitch” when Jarvis makes his rounds as he’s the only one that’s more henpecked than he is. 

Remember H.P. from this post? and this post? Well he finally got his own model sheet. 

Meet HP the printer driver. He’s actually a nice guy, but life under Clu’s regime has made him a bit paranoid about executing his functions properly.

He’s shy and timid around his co-workers and he’s absolutely terrified of Clu and Rinzler. As in, let’s make myself as small and unnoticeable as possible when the master and his pet come through to oversee things.

One of his worst fears is fucking up so supremely that big bad Clu will get fed up with him and stick him in the games (something he used to enjoy watching before they turned savage.)

This in turn makes him something of the “office bitch” when Jarvis makes his rounds as he’s the only one that’s more henpecked than he is. 

An old mascot gets some new shades.
Does anyone remember this little guy?

An old mascot gets some new shades.

Does anyone remember this little guy?